Wednesday 2 September 2015

"JUDE" OF ALL TRADES


                "JUDE" OF ALL TRADES
     
    Until i turned 16, i always thought the "fairy" that "delivered" future ambitions to kids somehow forgot me (peharps as punishment for my constant bad manners). It was never definite; either this,or that...and in some cases,a combination sef.
    When I was 8, my Aunt had this microphone - the standard silver and black mic with an unending trail of wire-,that mic inspired me; a pure,sizzling and undiluted inspiration to....CLIMB ON THE CENTRE TABLE AND PREACH TO THE BANANA TREES... well,that was the birth of my first profession; to be a Pastor. Looking back now, i reckon i should have given more credence to the fact that i am a good orator(which we would find out in subsequent posts). So,the boy wanted to be a pastor...#Trade1
      The years flew by, or were they even months?...but i suddenly realized that my 'congregation' was not growing- perhaps i was not a good enough pastor,in fact, it was reducing!-My Dad actually cut down some of the Banana trees-. Well,one way or another...i knew i had to make a drastic change; an upgrade was required
      GOD BLESS OUR PILOTS....from the white suits to the perfect caps,and oh,i cannot but mention the cute air hostesses! LOL... i entered the pilot phase #Trade2... next came the naval officer dream #Trade3 and medical doctor came up along the line... (I just hope i won't ditch that along the line for "greener pastures"....  One way another 'sha',i found a perfect answer to the "What Do You Want To Be In Future?" question. Please post your own story of how you discovered..."What You Want To Be In Future"...See you next week😀👋✌